Breaking News: 50 Cent rushed to the Hospital!

This evening at G-Unit HQ, employees reported that 50 Cent was listening to music when he collapsed. He regained consciousness and complained of blurred vision and a severe migraine. 50 Cent was rushed to Mt. Sinai hospital at 4:30 pm. After tests, docs say that there is some damage to his auditory cortex, which is the region of the brain that is responsible for processing sound. Damn…

Update: This was all a publicity stunt in an effort by G-Unit to express how they felt about Fat Joe’s latest album release “J.O.S.E. 2″. Pretty funny in retrospect…

Previously: 50 Cent throws free surprise concert in Queens today